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So, get this. Nintendo’s boss, Shuntaro Furukawa, is talking about prices again. Ugh, aren’t we all tired of prices? But hang on. It’s about the Nintendo Switch 2—yep, the new one everyone’s buzzing about. Now, he’s saying something like, “Oh, if tariffs do their flip-flop thing, prices might get weird.” Which, like, who didn’t see that coming? Change is the only constant, right? Anyway.
He gave a shout-out to Yahoo! Japan and even threw in a thanks to Genki_JPN for translating. It’s like, alright, cool, but also maybe a bit over the top, don’t you think? He’s all about getting the Switch 2 into homes fast. Priority number one, apparently. But then he switches gears, hinting that if tariffs flip out, so might the prices. Ah, the joys of economics. Or something.
They’re hoping to sell 15 million by March 2026. A huge number, right? It seems they’re revving up production like a car on nitrous. But here’s the kicker—the profit margins? Slimmer than they were on the first Switch. I mean, that caught me off guard. Like, are they trying to be nice or just competitive? Who knows.
Let’s talk release dates. Mark your calendars—5th of June, 2025. It’s global, people! Now, the price tags are something—£395.99 if you’re chilling in the UK, €469.99 if you’re across Europe, and a nice $449.99 stateside. Kind of makes your wallet feel lighter just thinking about it.
Anyway—wait—was there more? Oh right. There’s an overview trailer out there. Probably lots of fancy shots of the console doing its thing. Go check it if you’re curious. Or, I don’t know, maybe take a walk and let it surprise you later. Life’s full of little twists, after all.
