Okay, here we go. Here’s this wild take on the Capcom sale news. Get ready:
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So, okay, I just stumbled across this Capcom sale. I mean, it’s on the Nintendo eShop and there are these Switch games going for less than you’d spend on coffee for a month. You ever get that moment where you swear you’ve struck gold in the gaming aisle? Don’t even ask how I ended up there—I was probably trying to remember if I fed the cat or something equally mundane—when bam! There they were.
When’s this shindig closing? Hang on… right, July 9, 2025, just before midnight Pacific Time. Feels like I should mention it before I forget. You know how those kinds of dates kinda slip away, right? Maybe it’s intentional, or maybe they just know we all procrastinate like pros.
Oh, let’s see… where was I? Right, saving some bucks. We’re talking steals like that Mega Man Battle Network Legacy thing, down to $29.99 from—I kid you not—$59.99. Half price madness, I swear. And then, there’s this Monster Hunter Rise Deluxe doodad. Or wait, is it the Sunbreak one? They both mix up in my head, but one’s going for $15.99 instead of a whole fifty bucks. Makes you think, doesn’t it?
And uh, yeah, that Monster Hunter Stories deal, too, I mean $39.99. So what’s that, 30 bucks off? I didn’t major in math, but I like those odds. And The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles for $15.99! I’ve no idea how it’s even legal to sell games this cheap sometimes. It’s like finding money in your winter coat—you didn’t know it was there, but hey, maybe now you’ll finally solve that mystery you joked about in college. Maybe.
Point is, for us Switch peeps, it’s like a treasure hunt. Except… the treasure’s marked down and bites less into your pizza budget. Anyway—wait, backtrack… what was I saying… right, now’s probably the time to jump on these, if you’re into games and saving money, and I mean, who isn’t?