Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another week, another chunky Nintendo eShop update for North America. Seriously though, I almost spilled my coffee when I saw the lineup. New games for the Nintendo Switch 2 and the classic Switch hit us like a freight train—plus, there’s a bunch of discounts to sink our teeth into. I mean, who doesn’t love a good deal, right? Anyway, let’s dive in, shall we? Or maybe not, we’ll see.
Nintendo eShop Sales
Alright, I’ll just get right to it—there are some killer deals this week, and they’re practically screaming for attention. Hop over to Nintendo’s official site, if you dare, and try not to empty your wallet. I’m serious, it’s a real danger.
Nintendo Switch 2 Games Out This Week
So, Switch 2 games. We’re not talking about your old Game Boy stuff here. Nope, here are a couple that caught my eye – or was it the other way around?
- Drag X Drive – Not even gonna lie, no idea what this is. But drag racing? Count me in.
- EA Sports Madden NFL 26 – Football fans rejoice. Throw on those virtual helmets.
Nintendo Switch Games Out This Week
Here’s where things get really wild. The list is long, kinda like a grocery list that just keeps growing. Here goes nothing:
- 1989 After the War (out Friday, 15 August) – Does it involve time travel? I hope it involves time travel.
- Bendy: Lone Wolf (also out Friday, 15 August) – Sounds like the start of a noir flick, doesn’t it?
- Bubble Wizard IV Saga – Is this the fourth one already? Who’s keeping track?
- Bunkers 1944 FPS (out Friday, 15 August) – Imagine the adrenaline of a real FPS—my palms are sweaty just thinking about it.
- Camp Life: Wilderness Survival 2025 (also Friday) – I’ve had enough of real camping, how about you?
- Cats in Cozy Rooms (same Friday) – Imagine a game about cats. Cozy ones. You’re welcome.
- CORE.SYS (out Wednesday, 20 August) – Sounds like sci-fi, but what do I know?
And the list just keeps going:
- Crossout Legends
- Curse Rounds
- Cyber AI Defense
- Cyber Car Seller Simulator – Wait, what?
- Demons Are Coming! (again, Friday) – Definitely a head-turner.
- Discounty (Wednesday, 20 August) – I dunno, sounds thrifty.
Other gems include:
- DUCK: Dangerous Ultimate Cartridge Kidnapper – Seriously?
- EGGCONSOLE Brandish Renewal PC-9801 – Retro vibes manifesting.
- Escape the Backrooms BODYCAM – I’m intrigued.
- GOST of Time (Friday) – Might be a typo, but isn’t everything these days?
- Hop ’n’ Marty (Friday too) – Could be fun, right?
- Hyper Dots
- Iwakura Aria
- Kimono Cats
Then there are:
- Learn to Play – Jungle Frog (yep, Friday again) – Frogs in the jungle, a whole vibe.
- Mad Skills BMX 2 (you guessed it, Friday) – Think you’ve got the skills?
- Mind Over Magnet (Friday too) – Not sure what to say here.
And we’re nowhere near done:
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- OFF (also, you know, Friday)
- Re:Play (same Friday)
- Rogue Raccoon – Just think of all the mischief.
- Shantae Advance: Risky Revolution (Tuesday, 19 August) – Advanced risk is my kinda game.
- Super Darling Panic/スパダリ★パニック
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown – Cowabunga, dude!
And there’s more:
- TetroMosaic, RacY: AutomatA (Friday) – Intriguing, no?
- Toaplan Arcade Collection Vol. 1 & 2
- Tokyo Racer X (Friday, again) – I can almost hear the engines.
- Tralalero Tralala Simulator – Cool name, not sure what to expect.
- Yarn Guardians – For those cold, wintry nights.
- Zumba – Treasure of the Marble Sea – Get those dance moves ready.
Why do I remember half these titles? Who knows. But that’s the fun of it. Anyway — wait a second. Where’d all the time go? Better play some of these. If you want. Or not. Your call.