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So, yeah, there’s a bit of a buzz (is that the right word?) around this new Nintendo Switch 2. People in Japan especially are saying it’s getting—ahem—unexpectedly hot. Overheating kinda hot. Like, hotter-than-a-summer-day hot when you’re trying to play games. And we’re not just talking those graphics-heavy ones like Cyberpunk 2077. Nope, even Pokémon’s getting embroiled in this heat drama.
Okay, so imagine this: you’re playing Rune Factory, minding your business, and suddenly—bam!—crash city. Why? Some folks are guessing—feeling it in their bones—that maybe it’s because the little console’s getting too darn warm. I mean, if your fan’s louder than a rock concert, something’s up, right?
Oh, and dock mode? Yeah, not a solution. Someone mentioned five… no wait, FIVE times Cyberpunk crashed on them docked up. Another person chimed in, said it was too toasty to even hold in handheld mode. Seriously, scorching hands from gaming? That’s a new one.
And hey, this isn’t just a Japan thing. Facebook and Reddit users, from all corners of the globe it seems, are jumping in with their own hot-and-bothered Switch 2 tales. One guy had his console throwing tantrums—overheating and suddenly entering sleep mode while playing. Twice. Twice! Imagine that frustration.
Nintendo’s advice? Unplug and pray… okay, maybe not pray, but let it cool. Move it somewhere airy—give it space, you know? And keep those vents unclogged. If none of that does the trick, guess what? Time for repair. Yep, ship it off to the Nintendo doctors.
Meanwhile, in our corner, we fiddled with a Switch 2 ourselves—saw it climb to a nice balmy 117°F docked. That’s 47°C for you metric buffs. Warm on the fingers, I’d say. Handheld, it simmered down to 102°F. Not exactly a chilled experience, but, eh, we’ve held worse.
Despite these hiccups, the Switch 2’s been flying off shelves. Big hit for Nintendo, even if they’ve had to apologize for running out of stock. Classic. Anyway, they’ve also been cracking down on folks using unofficial flash drives. Naughty, naughty.
So, there you have it. The console’s hot—literally and figuratively. Until Nintendo cooks up a fix, we’ve got fans working overtime and players praying their gaming marathons don’t turn into meltdown fiascos. Time will tell.
Catch ya later.
