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So, Nintendo of America just dropped a new ad for that game, Donkey Kong Bananza, which is happening only on the Nintendo Switch 2, and it’s hitting shelves this month. Yeah, I know, exciting stuff, right?
Okay, picture this: there’s this enormous crowd just vibing, all hyped up watching someone smash through the game. I mean, the way Donkey Kong’s doing his thing – bashing, climbing, throwing – it’s a whole spectacle. Kinda makes you wanna “unleash your inner Kong,” whatever that means… Seriously, who writes these taglines?
In the game, you’re basically guiding Donkey Kong through this underground world, desperately trying to grab those Golden Bananas before some sketchy group named VoidCo snatches them. Oh, the drama!
They say it’s an adventure full of “mayhem, surprises, and bananas.” I’m just imagining King Kong-style chaos but with more potassium. You can tear down walls, bust up the ground – it’s like everything’s breakable. Ever just want to destroy stuff for the fun of it? Yep, this game’s got you covered.
And, here’s the kicker: the more chaos Kong causes with those insane punches, the more new places you uncover. It’s like a never-ending banana treasure hunt. Who knew pulverizing could be so rewarding?
Mark your calendars or whatever, ’cause Donkey Kong Bananza is dropping both in stores and on the eShop for Nintendo Switch 2 globally on July 17, 2025. Not too far off now!
