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You know what? People often think all I do is play video games. Yeah, I get it—huge nerd here. But, surprise! I do other stuff too. Swear! Just recently, I had this epic little escapade. A real adventure, you know? It was at this insanely huge board game expo—UK Games Expo 2025. Never been? Well, buckle up, ’cause here’s the scoop on that whirlwind.
Oh, and there’s this pic. It’s, uh, somewhere. Can’t remember which phone it’s on—just imagine a bunch of happy nerds in Birmingham at the NEC.
So, beginning of June every year, folks from all over pack the place. It’s like a rave for board gamers. Only cooler, I promise. You know when you get a sneak peek of a movie before it’s out? Same vibe. Tons of game tables everywhere. Merch galore too. Just for the record, I somehow escaped without selling a kidney. But, pro tip: save some cash if you’re thinking of going. Trust me.
Anyway, right, focus—there’s this massive jumble sale thingy. Like a treasure hunt. I snagged three bags full of goodies and nearly got lost in there. Funny how one person’s junk is another’s jackpot.
So, Saturday. Did a bit of shopping, then mosied over to this hotel nearby, Hilton or something? I dunno, got whisked away by live shows. Comedians playing Werewolf Live! And wow, Knightmare Live? Total blast from the past—might ramble about it another time. It’s so vintage, it might make your eyes water with nostalgia.
Post-show chills involved me, a pile of games, and some drinks. Random strangers becoming buddies over dice rolls and shared laughs. Why isn’t this a thing everywhere? Honestly, game libraries should be mandatory.
Back at the NEC on Sunday. Whoa. Crowds galore, and the stalls?! It’s a wonderland for board game geeks. Eight hundred companies all trying to win you over with shiny new games and funky dice. Met some authors, cozied up to some artists.
Ah, yeah, if this sounds like your jam, a heads up. Get those tickets when they drop at Christmas. Hotels fill up faster than you can say “pawn to E4.”
I tell you, though, it’s more than just games. It’s this bizarre, intoxicating mix of discovering, connecting, and just, I dunno, being in a room full of people who totally get you. If you’ve never been—well, it’s an experience. One I’ll be jumping into again next year, no doubt.
So, if somehow board games make your heart race, maybe dig around and see if it’s coming near you. Or want my two cents? Give it a shot!
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Have fun with it, and let me know what you think!