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Okay, so this leaker, Extas1s or something—reckons Oblivion Remastered might hit the Nintendo Switch 2. Like, imagine lugging this massive RPG around. Portable Tamriel? Yes, please. There’s chatter but nothing confirmed, so don’t hold your breath. But admit it, you’d be pretty stoked, wouldn’t you? I mean, I would.
Anyway, some player—whose name I’ve already forgotten, sorry—was fiddling around in The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered (launched April 22, snuck right out the gate). And guess what? They bumped into this underwater dude—Tooth-in-the-Sea—in Niben Bay, by Bravil. Underwater! No idea why that’s a thing, but now I can’t unsee it.
Oh, and Reddit’s buzzing ’cause this Tooth-in-the-Sea guy is a master at Alteration. Did anyone else know that? Crazy how he just lurks quiet till someone finds him. Anyway—wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, trainers! They won’t lift a finger unless you complete some quest or whatever. Such a hassle, but that’s life in Oblivion, I guess.
So then there’s this wild story, where someone was supposedly dodging guards after a crime spree in Skingrad. They run into an Oblivion Gate, and guess what? The guard, dedicated chap, follows them right through. Like, seriously? Oblivion gates can’t stop city guards, apparently. Sneaky player still gets caught ’cause, whoops, the stealth eye was wide open. Little details like this crack me up.
And speaking of details, some player crafted Abraham Lincoln in the game. Not even kidding. They used the character creator, and bam! 16th president ready to fight Daedra. The community eats this stuff up, sharing all these quirky moments that bond us over nostalgia or whatever.
Look, I’m rambling. Oblivion’s still got people talking, sharing, and getting up to nonsense after all these years. Funny how a fantasy game’s world sometimes feels more real than reality, huh?
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