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So, yeah, there was this buzz about Trump popping over to the Middle East. Everyone was like, "Whoa, AI deals are gonna blow up!" But… surprise! Things didn’t exactly go as planned. There’s this whole mess about chip supply. Go figure.
Are We Sharing Our Tech Secrets? Kinda Scary, Right?
So, here’s the scoop. NVIDIA — you know, the big tech player — used to hang with just the major tech dudes. Now they’re eyeing countries for AI stuff. It’s like they woke up one day and thought, “Hey, other nations could use some AI infrastructure love.” And this brainstorm started when Trump landed in the Middle East. They snagged these monster deals with places like G42, thinking it’d give them a cushion since, honestly, China’s not buying like they used to. But, oh boy, the US government’s all, “Hold on a sec! Maybe no chips for the Gulf states?” They’ve been burned before with China sneaking tech bits—especially those Hopper AI parts. You get why they’re skittish.
Anyway. There’s this whole vibe—can we even trust the Middle East? They’re all buddy-buddy with China lately. Tech ends up in the wrong hands, and bam! You’re sharing secrets you didn’t mean to. Plus, mixing politics and tech? Recipe for confusion.
And about NVIDIA, again—so they’ve got this Stargate project in the UAE. It’s not some sci-fi movie. Up to 100,000 chips or something like that. Kinda wild, right? Gulf countries, with their endless oil cash, aren’t sweating the costs for these AI things. But being handcuffed to US tech? That’s a head-scratcher, considering the security stuff. And no one’s really sure when these deals are going to take off.
The folks in the US might throw down a bunch of rules, like, “No Chinese tech on our AI campuses!” and, “Forget about using their talent, okay?” It’s weird. Everything’s super early-stage, so who knows? If these Gulf places decide they don’t want to play by the US playbook, those deals might just vanish into thin air.
Life’s just unpredictable like that, right?