NPC Ranking for Monster Hunter Wilds

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Okay, so Monster Hunter Wilds—where do I even start? It’s like stepping into this insane open world bursting with beasts that could make your hair stand on end. Seriously, it’s wild out there. But I guess that’s the point, right? You’ve got these friendly NPCs running around too, which is cool. They’re like your safety net when you’re about to get pulverized by some giant lizard thing. They do everything from crafting your shiny new weapons to ensuring you’re not wandering around aimlessly like an absolute loon. Each one kinda carves out their own little niche in your hunter life, you know what I mean?

Now, let me rant a bit. NPCs in Monster Hunter Wilds—they’re a mixed bag. You’ve got Gemma who’s like your blacksmith slash life coach slash… I don’t know, maybe she’s psychic because she always knows what you need. And then there are the random villagers who, let’s be honest, mostly just hang out in the background, filling up space. But there’s something charming about them too. Or maybe I just like having company. Anyway, figuring out who’s actually useful can save you a lot of headaches when you’re knee-deep in monster scales.

Speaking of must-have pals, Gemma and the Palico are practically legends. Gemma, with her hammer swinging and armor smithing—like, how does she manage it all without losing her mind? If that were me, I’d probably smash my thumb to bits, but she’s there, making sure you’re kitted out to take on whatever beastie comes your way. And the Palico—I mean, those little furballs are more than just cute distractions. They’re tiny warriors with a knack for getting you out of tight spots. Who knew a cat could pack such a punch?

Oh, and Nata! Almost forgot about him—maybe on purpose, because he starts off as kind of a burden. But man, by Chapter 4, he’s suddenly all grown up, running around like he’s the king of the desert or something. God knows how he does it. He starts this whole Village Intermediary thing that makes trading a breeze. Why didn’t anyone do that sooner?

And then we move on to the A-Tier gang like Alma and Olivia. Alma is like that friend who’s always got the inside scoop, making sure you’re not wandering off into unknown territory without a clue. Sweet as sugar too, she’s pretty much the glue holding your expeditions together. Then there’s Olivia, who, by the sounds of her, could take on a beast herself while reciting poetry. Not sure why she’s doing both, but hey, she’s clearly the adventurous type.

Rove is another character I find intriguing, playing his part as the philosophical type. I never quite understood why he didn’t freak out after nearly becoming spider food, but I guess that’s what makes him stand out.

Then you’ve got the B-Tier folks like Erik and Zatoh. Erik loves plants a bit too much for his own good, usually dragging the team into perilous situations just to grab some exotic flora. Zatoh’s more of a redemption story, starting off sketchily but eventually becoming a buddy you can trust with your life. The list goes on with characters who offer little glimpses into this vast and complex world of Monster Hunter Wilds.

Honestly, you might find yourself chatting with NPC traders or running errands for background villagers just for the heck of it. Sometimes the monotony of it all has its own strange appeal. Or maybe that’s just me.

I could go on forever, but who’s got time for that? The sun’s shining and there are monsters to hunt.