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So, there was this moment in “Rise of Skywalker” — Rey, diving into the Dark Side vibes, faced off with… well, herself. Guess that was bound to happen with all those Death Star ruins around. She had that spooky look — but those teeth? Weird, right? Anyway, she might rock a similar style again. Or maybe not. Who knows with these stories?
Oh, and about that funky double saber she’s got? Sorry to say, if you were dreaming of twirling that around in Fortnite for a neat 2,000 V-Bucks, maybe look elsewhere. Rumor has it she’s wielding a pickaxe modeled after Ochi’s Blade. Yep, that knife that… how do I put this? Oh yeah! It broke just right to match up with some ruins and guide her to the Sith Wayfinder. Movie magic or just plain weird writing? I’ll let you decide. Seriously, that plot had its share of head-scratchers.
Fortnite’s got more for all you Sith fans out there. Remember Darth Jar Jar? Yeah, you heard me! Imagine that goofy Gungan as a secret mastermind behind Palpatine’s rise. Not official, just some wild imagination. Shows how one can get lost in these galaxies, spinning tales like that. It’s kind of fabulous to think about, isn’t it?
And heads up — this Star Wars love fest in Fortnite? Wrapping up on June 7. So, if you’ve got dreams of Disco Emperor Palpatine, better get moving. Time flies when you’re in space, or Fortnite, or maybe just when procrastinating. Who knew?
