Alright, so here’s the thing. I’m sitting here thinking about how, every week, Sony just dumps a ton of new stuff on PlayStation owners. And yeah, it’s kind of like Christmas every Tuesday — if Christmas had a bunch of digital downloads instead of presents under a tree. Maybe that’s cooler? Or maybe I just like the idea of not getting up from my couch. Anyway, we rely on PlayStation LifeStyle to sort through this chaos, and bless them for it. Imagine doing this without their help. Total mayhem.
The North American Shuffle
Okay, let’s hit up the highlights first. So, July’s bringing some goodies for PlayStation Plus subscribers. I’m talking naked truth here — we’re getting:
- Diablo IV Standard Edition for both PS4 and PS5. Battle those demons, y’know?
- Jusant, which, honestly, I got distracted. No clue what it’s about, but if it’s on PS5, I’m sold.
- The King of Fighter XV, because, duh, who doesn’t wanna punch pixels?
Bunch of Games Thrown at Us
Now, let’s get into the nitty-gritty. Games, games, and more games. Stuff you never thought you needed:
- Airplane Flight Simulator: Combat Zone – Ever wondered if your flying skills suck? Fix that.
- The Alpha Wolf – Something about wolves, maybe?
- AquaDream – Probably wet. Sounds wet, at least.
- Arcade Archives STINGER – Retro vibes, anyone? Feels like ‘80s arcade all over again.
- Azure Striker Gunvolt Trilogy Enhanced. Enhanced how? No idea.
I mean, seriously, I could go on — but who’d read that? Like, would you even remember that Beam Driver exists after this? Or Bedrotting — which sounds odd, doesn’t it? All these names feel like a kitchen sink of random thoughts.
- Best Served Cold and Bioweaver – sounds like mysteries waiting to be solved. Or ignored.
- BREAKING BRICKS – Maybe it’s like Tetris with a vendetta.
And don’t even get me started on Candivity or CarGo! That exclamation mark though, makes it feel urgent. Or perhaps it’s just me reading too much into things.
There’s Color Recreator and Death Relives, which sounds like they might have cool graphics? Or not. I bet Dr. Atominus somehow involves science or something.
I’m missing my point — right, there’s also Hatsune Miku Logic Paint S+, for those artsy moments. At least, I hope so.
Then we’ve got ahem Lawn Mower Racing. Makes me picture my uncle in the backyard. In reality, who even asked for this? But now that it’s here, I kinda want to try it. Could be as fun as it sounds boring.
So before I ramble over the character limit, just know this list isn’t ending soon, with other intriguing names like Pro Wrestler Story and Secret Paws – Cozy Offices.
And yeah — if those titles didn’t stir your curiosity a bit, get this: Tralalero Tralala: Rage Bait and WUCHANG: Fallen Feathers. The question is, why?
What’s next? Oh yeah, Europe’s got their own list. But let’s not go there now. Need to recharge first.
