Shire Stories: The Essential Guide to Living like a Hobbit in Bywater

Alright, let’s dive into this Hobbit-y world — not literally, I mean, I’ve never been small enough to fit inside a Hobbit hole. But hey, get ready for some Shire vibes! The big news, folks: Tales of the Shire hits Xbox Series X|S on July 29. And I’m sitting here imagining pies cooling on house sills and tea steaming up the windows, because that’s what Hobbits do, right? Cozy life-sim? Yes, please.

So, picture this: You’re in The Shire, right from Tolkien’s famed stories, where you’re sandwiched between all the hero stuff — if only you could hop on a cart with that grey-bearded dude just once. Kind of makes me misty-eyed thinking about it. Anyway, this place is all about laid-back vibes, no need for epic quests. Bywater, that’s your pit stop, is kinda calling out to you to just kick back and experience its charm. I mean, what even is a Took? Don’t they have second breakfasts?

Okay, moving on…

Turns out, moving to a new place can be a bit… what’s the word? Daunting, yeah, that’s it. So, fear not; there are tips to help you fit in easier than a Hobbit into, well, Hobbit pants. (Do Hobbits even wear pants? I can’t remember.)

Alright, picture your new digs. Beyond that iconic round door lies your Hobbit-hole, inherited from some distant, generous relative who’s definitely on your Christmas card list from now on. Maybe she’s got all strategic with the upkeep and nailed some doors shut. Smart lady. But hey, as you get buddy-buddy with the local folk, you’ll unlock rooms, like secret passages to epic coziness — you know, nooks and crannies, all waiting for your creative spark.

Into books? Build a library. More of a crafty soul? Set up that loom you’ve always dreamed of. Time’s frozen in Decoration Mode (sounds like a sci-fi movie, right?) which means you can fuss all day, making sure a tapestry hangs just perfect.

Not to forget, Willow Took — the local carpenter. Pretty handy with a hammer, I hear. You should probably say hi — could transform your Hobbit-hole into the envy of Bywater. Just a thought.

Cooking for others? Well, that’s second nature here. Yep, whip up your neighbor’s favorite dish, they’ll throw decor rewards your way. Totally need to remember that next time I can’t remember my neighbor’s birthday.

Oh, gardens! Don’t forget those. Again, fully customizable. Plant fruits, veggies, maybe some herbs ’cause you’re clearly gonna nail this Hobbit farming gig. And rain? A lazy Hobbit’s best friend. Save that energy for decorating!

The garden’s a canvas. Want a daybed? Splash some extra flair with outdoor dining setups. Invitation to a future dinner party, please!

Bywater folks, it seems, are into their little trades. This market’s got a whimsical vibe. You might stumble upon Nora Smallburrow and her brother Fosco at the store — suppose they’ve got mathoms, which honestly, are the kind of trinkets nobody needs but somehow wants. Oh, and there’s Hobson Hornblower with spices — if I close my eyes, I smell cloves.

And then there’s Rosie Cotton… milking it away into cheese! Nearby, catch sight of Tom Cotton — mutton dealer with the best stew base. Trade, barter, make friends — even with the grumpy ones.

Exploring more? Your chance to forage! Nuts and berries are wandering Hobbit gold. Collect what you see, at least things that don’t bite. Herb nerds, talk to Delphinium Brandybuck. (Can I get a name like that?)

Mystify yourself with butterflies — yes, butterflies. They might be the guardians of secrets or, well, they’re pretty at the very least.

Oh, fishing. My favorite Sunday pastime. You’ll need Old Noakes on your side to snag the best spots. Grumpy as he might be, seems he knows all the secrets.

Bring a fishing trophy back, if you’re brave enough. And tip for your fishy endeavors: reel gently, like reveled-in Hobbit gossip.

Food! Another nod to this realm’s charm. Cook away and share what you craft. Master those tastes — sweet, sour, spicy… You get the idea.

Host your fair share of shin-digs. It’s all about what neighbors you win over. Knowing more about them could just open doors, or, you know, kitchens.

Let’s wrap it up — by leaving the kettle on. The Shire’s a place calling out to kindred spirits. July 29 awaits your presence, Xbox ready! And this was supposed to be an article about a game, right? But anyway — see you there!