Leaked SpongeBob Game Surprises Fans with Unexpected Features

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Ever catch wind of something that just rattles your brain? So, there’s this whole chaotic hullabaloo about a new SpongeBob game—yeah, for real. Apparently, it’s skipping the much-loved Switch that everyone’s still obsessing over for its shinier cousin, the Switch 2. I mean, not everyone even has a Switch 2 yet, right? So, why THQ Nordic—those are the folks publishing this SpongeBob gig—is taking this leap is kinda beyond me.

Word’s been getting around since someone in South Korea (and later Germany) blabbed about an age rating. You know, we’re talking SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide, planned for PCs and the new gang of PlayStation and Xbox. It sort of confirms this tease from ’24—something about a brand new SpongeBob adventure brewing. Fast forward to now, and we’re sniffing out whispers about launch dates, pricing—basically the whole shebang.

Ah, forgive me—that feature image I spotted was like a mix of dreams and pixels, like some retro nostalgia crash-landing in 2025.

So, Dealabs spills some beans, setting the scene for a November 18, 2025, debut for this Bikini Bottom romp. You’ll get your PS5, Xbox Series X/S, and ta-da, the Switch 2 treat. But oh boy, if you’re still strumming away on the OG Switch, the PS4, or the Xbox One, you’re sidelined. That’ll sting. They’re saying you can get your hands on it for $39.99, be it digital or physical—Switch 2 and PS5 if you’re wondering. Mark your calendars, there’s probably an official THQ ‘we’re serious’ announcement in the next two weeks—whether it’s during a Nintendo Direct or THQ’s own showcase, that’s anyone’s guess.

Remember, even though the Switch 2’s selling like hotcakes globally since its June 5 kick-off, there are still folks struggling to snatch one up. Yo, Nintendo’s got some serious stock juggling to do—could carry on like this into 2026, can you believe it? It’s a weird kind of supply-demand tango stopping people from moving on from their trusty original Switch.

The new SpongeBob game’s supposed to thrive on Switch 2’s rocket-power specs, but what’s the cost? Missing out on all those original Switch players… it might punch their sales. If the stars align, maybe they’ll have more takers by the rumored launch. Or who knows, maybe we’ll all just get distracted by something else. It’s a wild world out there.

Hope that adds up, kind of. Or maybe it doesn’t. Either way, I’m just here for the ride.