33 Immortals: Explore Exciting New Features in the Fourth Playtest Starting May 20

Oh man, where do I begin? So, picture this: it’s Tuesday, May 20th at, like, some ungodly hour—8am PT if you want specifics. The big news? 33 Immortals is making a comeback for Xbox Insiders. It’s their fourth playtest, and it’s running all the way till the day after forever—okay, more like Monday, May 26th, same outrageously early time. And hey, if you’re still rocking an Xbox One, congrats! You’re invited to the party. Thunder Lotus is psyched, like genuinely can’t-sit-still excited, to see what everyone thinks of the updates they’ve been juggling.

Alright, the game. You’re diving into this wild ride as a damned soul. Yeah, you and 32 other souls, rebelling like teenagers against God’s last word. You just pick up, raid, and boom—you’re battling it out, trying not to get squashed by massive bosses. The hordes of monsters? Way too many, but that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, there’s treasure to snatch and relics to hoard, ‘cause what’s an adventure without some shiny upgrades? It’s chaos and strategy, all in one messy package.

Okay, updates! Control rebinding—finally. Like, I can’t be the only one who thought the original controls were a bit, hmm, how to say it—awkward? And a sword called Justice? Wonder why justice gets a sword. Anyway, balance tweaks galore: something about Sloth and Greed—yeah, the usual suspects. Feats, whatever those mean, are getting a tune-up too.

Want in on the action? Clear your calendar (or not, your call) for Tuesday, May 20th. First, you’ll need the Xbox Insider Hub app—unless you already have it, in which case, kudos! Find Previews, 33 Immortals, hit Join. Just sit tight for the magic to happen. Space is tight though, so move fast. Like, cheetah fast.

Speaking of tight spaces, glitches are part of the deal, right? If something weird happens, hit that home button and report it. They promise they’ll investigate. Not sure who “they” are, but fingers crossed they’re on it.

For more random tidbits or just some social scrolling, check out their Twitter/X account or lurk around the Xbox Insider SubReddit. Could be fun, or just another rabbit hole to fall into.

Anyway—wait, what was I going on about? Right, playtesting! Mark those calendars, grab some snacks, and dive in. Let the chaos begin!