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So, I stumbled upon this game announcement — Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo, coming to the Nintendo Switch. And I thought, “Why not share this with whoever might care?” Because hey, maybe throwing yoyos around in a video game is your thing.
They’re calling it a “Yoyovania” which, I don’t know, feels like a made-up word, but also kinda cool? You dive into this wacky adventure playing as Pippit. He’s out there with a yoyo, messing up some crime bosses trying to steal souls or something. Yeah, sounds nuts, but that’s the intrigue, right? Your aunt’s business empire is somehow involved. Classic, right?
The whole deal is packed with yoyo tricks. I swear, you think yoyos are just toys until they’re smashing bad guys. Each move can completely alter how you see the city or even the battles — kinda like solving a puzzle but with a spinning weapon. Oh, and there are secret spots to find if you link enough tricks together. Neat, huh?
Now, the publisher laid out what to expect, like they always do with these games. Explore four districts; that means over a thousand screens to baffle you with their challenges and secrets. Seriously, who counts “screens”?
Then there’s the cool stuff — sneaking into bad guys’ businesses and tackling whatever action puzzles they toss at you. Learning more tricks lets you turn the city into your own parkour playground. Imagine jumping around, making mobsters regret they even looked your way.
Collectibles? Oh, tons. Over 40 badges to adjust your gameplay, and passive upgrades from a loan shark. Shady, but I guess that’s the point.
And let’s not forget about the other random collectibles — life upgrades, treasures, you name it. Always a sucker for finding hidden goodies in games.
Mark your calendars, folks — 28 May 2025, that’s the big day when this chaotic yoyo adventure hits the eShop globally. So, if you’ve been itching for some wild yoyo escapades, maybe this is your ticket. Or just, you know, enjoy the madness. Who doesn’t love a good bit of chaos?
