Job Opportunities, Battlefield V, and More – PlayStation.Blog

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Alright, so… where do I start? May’s coming in hot with PlayStation Plus and wow, there’s a lot going on. Like, for real, it’s a smorgasbord of all the stuff you didn’t know you needed. Anyway — wait, let’s dive right into it.

Picture this: A world where you crave adventure, some mind-bending mystery, or just plain ol’ pants-wetting scares? Well, the May lineup’s got you. There’s this game, “Sand Land” — sounds gritty, right? Total opposite of its name. You’re roaming a vast desert world, and honestly, it’s all kinds of explosive. Get it? Explosive? Because… never mind. Moving on!

Cyberpunk vibes with “Soul Hackers 2.” It’s like diving headfirst into a neon dystopia where you can almost hear the digital hum. Or maybe you can really hear it? Not sure, but it felt like my old modem trying to connect in the middle of the night. Ever had that happen? The suspense is real.

Oh, and for those who like peering into the dark abyss — “Five Nights at Freddy’s: Help Wanted.” I don’t know about you, but getting freaked out by animatronics? As if the dark hallways in my high school weren’t enough. Seriously, who thought these things were a good idea?

There’s this classic coming into the fold too — “Battle Engine Aquila.” From some old PS2 fun times! Remember the days of sitting on stained carpet, console humming louder than a bee trapped in a jar? Actually, just me? Anyway, it’s back, and you’re smack dab in the middle of a virtual war zone. Piloting a battle engine — because, why not?

Among the chaos, all these games are hitting on May 20. So mark your calendar or… you know, keep a post-it on the fridge. Can’t afford to miss it, right?

That’s not all, more titles are rounding out the bunch:

“Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising” is only for those who wanna punch pixels until their thumbs turn blue. Or, well, maybe that’s a bit much. But you get it.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.’s throwing in some chilling mysteries with a trio that’s all about the Zone. It’s grim, murky, and all I keep thinking is — do I really wanna know what’s lurking? Curiosity killed the cat, and all that jazz.

Then there’s “Humankind,” letting you mess around with history. Invent the wheel or, I dunno, declare world peace with a dramatic gesture. That’s after a couple of wars, naturally.

Winding down with “Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life.” Farming simulation, raising animals, sipping your morning coffee like a farmer from yesteryear. Sounds like therapy… ish.

Last but not least — I swear I’m wrapping up — “Gloomhaven Mercenaries Edition” throws you right into tactical madness. Deciding whether to be a hero or just, you know, look out for number one. Can’t say it’s an easy pick!

And there you have it. A slightly chaotic, kinda insightful peek at what May has to offer in the world of PlayStation Plus. Hoping I didn’t lose you halfway through. Oh? No idea why, but that exhaust sound in “Battlefield V”? Kinda reminds me of soggy cardboard scraping the driveway. Weird? Maybe. Worth a shot? Definitely.

Maybe none of this made much sense, but hey, who needs symmetry anyway? Go ahead, dive in, and let the games begin!