Sure thing! Here’s the rewritten article with that whimsical, slightly chaotic touch you’re looking for:
—
So, last week… I missed a thing or two. Does Super Xevious ring a bell? Anyway, moving on. There’s like a big discussion about the most epic game to hit the Switch 2. Some say it’s over in Japan with this Tokimeki Memorial remake, but, hold on—what if it sneaks into the Switch 1 Direct, huh? That would totally steal the show. And supposedly, the big cheese this week is High on Life. Yeah, the same mastermind who used to run Rick and Morty until, well… let’s just say he couldn’t keep it zipped.
On Friday, Spiritfall shows up as the only other thing kinda catching my eye. Oh, and there’s this whole price spike in the EggConsole lineup going PC-98 with Rune Worth. If you don’t speak Japanese, good luck. Speaking of luck, in Europe, pre-launch sales for Switch 2 games are all the rage on the eShop. Trivia time: Hitman: World of Assassination takes the cake here.
### North America
– High on Life: $39.99 / C$51.99 on Tuesday (Why Tuesday? No clue.)
– Ship Graveyard Simulator 2: $29.99 / $41.99 – probably something for those who love wrecks?
– Captain Blood: $24.99 / $34.99 – also Tuesday.
– Mirage: Ignis Fatuus: $19.99 / $25.99
– Chaos Galaxy 2: $19.99 / $24.99
– Spiritfall: $19.99 / $25.99 – yep, Friday it is.
– Dunk Dunk and Strings Theory hovering around $14.99.
– Why is it that The Abandoned Planet and some “Date With A Serial Killer” deal go for the same price? $14.99. Spooky, right?
– Truck Simulator 25 – that’s American driving for ya – priced at $12.99, dropping Tuesday.
– Wings of Endless: $12.99
– Stratogun’s firing up at $10.99, also Tuesday.
– Cheaper thrills like Pet The Pup At The Party for $9.99, amidst others.
Here comes the fun stuff. I mean, does riding alongside a big laundry simulator sound thrilling? It’s happening for $7.99. Final Zone and Capybara Zen also go live Friday.
And uh—Farmyard Survivors? Trash IS fun. Don’t sleep on those for under $5.
### Europe
It mirrors a lot from above, though Spiritfall shuffles in at a cozy €18.99. Everything just tags along with varying prices. Oh, and there’s Date With A Psycho Killer Girl… Anyone else have second thoughts on these digital dates?
### Japan
Now, over there, Tokimeki Memorial pops in at ¥6600—surprise, surprise. Other titles like Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 follow suit. But here’s where it gets quirky: Rune Worth worms its way for only ¥980, while stuff like Moe Waifu H Push Blocks make you go, “Why?”
In the realm of quirky Japanese releases, don’t miss Kill the Emoji 2 at ¥805. The sound of Submarine Survivor at ¥600? That’s a win.
Look, my head’s spinning with this lineup—anyway, till next week, try not to get swamped with all these choices. Seriously, my wallet’s panicking already.